Haiku movie reviews, March 2015

Song of the Sea (2014)
Selkie seeks her voice
Her brother’s kind of a jerk
The spirits are saints?

Vanity Fair (2004)
Novel: No hero
On Film: Reese Witherspoon stars
Story? Doesn’t work

2 Guns (2013)
Rat-a-tat-tat — bang!
Two big stars come out shooting
The bodies pile up

Fury (2014)
I watched this tank flick
Riding on an Amtrak train
— steel machines roll on

Haiku movie reviews, February 2015

Frances Ha

Frances Ha

I didn’t see as many movies as I’d like this past month. Just two:

The Interview (2014)
Randall Park steals it,
Though it isn’t that funny.
— Too much James Franco


Frances Ha (2012)

A Gen-Y woman
In New York and then Paris
Grows up — a little

Read January’s haiku movie reviews here.

Haiku movie reviews, January 2015

Boyhood

 

Internal Affairs (1990)

Cop flick from long ago

It probably felt dated

When it was released

 

3 Days to Kill (2014)

A dad and killer

Bossed around by a hot chick

Dumb but fun action

 

Alex Cross (2012)

Guy from “Lost”? Creepy

Tyler Perry – he can act!

So where’s the sequel?

 

Strange Days (1995)

Before Y2K

Cops, murder, rape, data discs

A fine mess for Fiennes

 

Pride (2014)

Gays support miners

In Thatcher’s beastly Britain

Wonderful friendships

 

Selma (2014)

Protests need clear goals,

Strategies, tactics, leaders

— True courage routs hate

 

Kon-tiki (2012)

Thor sets out to prove

Islanders came from Peru

— all on one big raft

 

Saving Mr. Banks (2013)

Disney wants Poppins

The author has a conflict

With her long dead dad

 

Boyhood (2014)

Here’s a crushing truth

“I just thought there would be more”

as time marches on