Haiku movie reviews, November 2015

Spectre (2015)
Throwback to Spectre
A wonderful reminder
Bond can be boring

Jupiter Ascending (2015)
Queen’s kid wants the Earth
Mila Kunis has other plans
— Toilet-scrubber’s might


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Haiku movie reviews, October 2015

American Sniper (2014)
Why show so much death
Dealt by this U.S. soldier,
But not his killing?

Haiku movie reviews, September 2015

Two Days One Night (2014)
Co-workers are asked:
Vote for or against her job.
Is this a real thing?

John Wick (2014)
This guy is angry
He’ll mess you up very bad
Dressed in a sharp suit

Haiku movie reviews, August 2015

Locke (2013)
One man at the wheel
Wife, job, honor on the line
Such weight in his voice

Walk Hard (2007)

Silliness abounds
In this rocker’s storied life
Long live rock clichés!

The End of the Tour (2015)
Smart, talky guy flick
Drinking (or not), sex, suicide
— My wife hated it

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)

Thorin is a dick
Should anyone forgive him?
Bilbo needs a rest

20 Feet from Stardom (2013)
Powerful singers
Risk it all in the spotlight
Very few shine on

Haiku movie reviews, July 2015

Jurassic World (2015)
The brothers bore me
Their aunt, though, and those high heels?
Dinosaurs watch out!

Vengeance (2009)
Gangsters sneak around
Gunfire erupts in Macau
A dad’s mind is lost

Inside Out (2015)
In internal realms
Feelings — not gods — vie to rule
This is mainstream fare?