Haiku movie reviews, October 2015

American Sniper (2014)
Why show so much death
Dealt by this U.S. soldier,
But not his killing?

Haiku movie reviews, September 2015

Two Days One Night (2014)
Co-workers are asked:
Vote for or against her job.
Is this a real thing?

John Wick (2014)
This guy is angry
He’ll mess you up very bad
Dressed in a sharp suit

Haiku movie reviews, August 2015

Locke (2013)
One man at the wheel
Wife, job, honor on the line
Such weight in his voice

Walk Hard (2007)

Silliness abounds
In this rocker’s storied life
Long live rock clichés!

The End of the Tour (2015)
Smart, talky guy flick
Drinking (or not), sex, suicide
— My wife hated it

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)

Thorin is a dick
Should anyone forgive him?
Bilbo needs a rest

20 Feet from Stardom (2013)
Powerful singers
Risk it all in the spotlight
Very few shine on

Haiku movie reviews, July 2015

Jurassic World (2015)
The brothers bore me
Their aunt, though, and those high heels?
Dinosaurs watch out!

Vengeance (2009)
Gangsters sneak around
Gunfire erupts in Macau
A dad’s mind is lost

Inside Out (2015)
In internal realms
Feelings — not gods — vie to rule
This is mainstream fare?

Haiku movie reviews, June 2015

Love and Mercy (2015)
Living on the edge
Brian Wilson hears so much
Joy in creation

 

Brooklyn Castle (2012)
Junior high chess champs
Won’t be outplayed by budgets
These kids: They got game

 

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
Big engines go roar
Lots of crazy stuff blows up
— Women rule the day

 

Gone Girl (2014)
He said or she said
It’s from someone’s point of view
— Unreliable

 

Spy (2015)
McCarthy goes Bond
Nobody does it better
Oh so much violence

Haiku movie reviews, April 2015

Big Hero 6 (2014)
A Disney-esque death
Of a heroic brother
Gives way to bedlam

Jersey Boys (2014)
Cops don’t kill these thugs
Valli’s sweet voice lifts them up
Tale worked best on stage

Haiku movie reviews, March 2015

Song of the Sea (2014)
Selkie seeks her voice
Her brother’s kind of a jerk
The spirits are saints?

Vanity Fair (2004)
Novel: No hero
On Film: Reese Witherspoon stars
Story? Doesn’t work

2 Guns (2013)
Rat-a-tat-tat — bang!
Two big stars come out shooting
The bodies pile up

Fury (2014)
I watched this tank flick
Riding on an Amtrak train
— steel machines roll on

Haiku movie reviews, February 2015

Frances Ha

Frances Ha

I didn’t see as many movies as I’d like this past month. Just two:

The Interview (2014)
Randall Park steals it,
Though it isn’t that funny.
— Too much James Franco


Frances Ha (2012)

A Gen-Y woman
In New York and then Paris
Grows up — a little

Read January’s haiku movie reviews here.

Yes! The perfect parody of ‘Birdman’ starring Big Bird