Author: Michael Janairo

  • A dog photo for you to start 2016!

    A dog photo for you to start 2016!

    Happy New Year!

    Here’s a photo for you of Vesta walking away after “playing” with (i.e. killing, violently) her toys.

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  • Haiku movie reviews, December 2015

    Haiku movie reviews, December 2015

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)
    Desert-dwelling kid?
    Weapon to destroy planets?
    — A New Hope returns

    Step up (2006)
    These kids gotta dance
    Ballet, hip-hop, whatever
    — You cannot stop them

  • 2015 in review

    2015 in review

    The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2015 annual report for my blog.

    Here’s an excerpt:

    A San Francisco cable car holds 60 people. This blog was viewed about 2,900 times in 2015. If it were a cable car, it would take about 48 trips to carry that many people.

    Click here to see the complete report.

  • A new story on 50-Word Stories

    Yes, the story is exactly 50 words long. That’s it.

    You can read it here: http://fiftywordstories.com/2015/12/16/michael-janairo-whats-on-the-menu/ 

    Take a look, click on the “Like” button, and come back and let me know what you think.

  • Haiku movie reviews, November 2015

    Haiku movie reviews, November 2015

    Spectre (2015)
    Throwback to Spectre
    A wonderful reminder
    Bond can be boring

    Jupiter Ascending (2015)
    Queen’s kid wants the Earth
    Mila Kunis has other plans
    — Toilet-scrubber’s might


    Check out these previous Haiku movie reviews.

     

  • Throwback Thursday: Giving Thanks Edition

    When I worked at a newspaper, I didn’t often get to write silly headlines. This is one I got to write as part of a bracket contest in which readers  voted for their favorite toys.

    Happy Thanksgiving!

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  • Haiku movie reviews, October 2015

    Haiku movie reviews, October 2015

    American Sniper (2014)
    Why show so much death
    Dealt by this U.S. soldier,
    But not his killing?

  • Plårk, plårk, plårk

    Plårk, plårk, plårk

    My wife has created a new word: plårk.

    It could rhyme with “park” or “pork” — either way seems to be fine.

    She has the word printed on T-shirts that she gives to her first-year drawing students. The idea she is trying to impress upon them is that making art is a combination of “play” and “work.” Thus, “plårk.”

    I imagine the word being used as follows:

    • “This assignment is plårk.”
    • “Did you plårk yet today?”
    • “Yeah, man, I plårked earlier today, and I’m going to be plårking later with some friends.”

    I suppose a sample declension would look something like this:

    • I plårk. I plårked. I am plårking. I have plårked.
    • You plårk. You plårked. You are plårking. You have plårked.
    • They plårk. They plårked. They are plårking. They have plårked.

    She says that in every class period at least one or two (sometimes more) students are wearing their “plårk” T-shirts.

    With about 50 students a semester, maybe in a few years the word will be in common usage by scores of young artists, plårking their way through the world.

    What do you think: Will plårk catch on?