2015 in review

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2015 annual report for my blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

A San Francisco cable car holds 60 people. This blog was viewed about 2,900 times in 2015. If it were a cable car, it would take about 48 trips to carry that many people.

Click here to see the complete report.

A new story on 50-Word Stories

Yes, the story is exactly 50 words long. That’s it.

You can read it here: http://fiftywordstories.com/2015/12/16/michael-janairo-whats-on-the-menu/ 

Take a look, click on the “Like” button, and come back and let me know what you think.

Haiku movie reviews, November 2015

Spectre (2015)
Throwback to Spectre
A wonderful reminder
Bond can be boring

Jupiter Ascending (2015)
Queen’s kid wants the Earth
Mila Kunis has other plans
— Toilet-scrubber’s might


Check out these previous Haiku movie reviews.

 

Throwback Thursday: Giving Thanks Edition

When I worked at a newspaper, I didn’t often get to write silly headlines. This is one I got to write as part of a bracket contest in which readers  voted for their favorite toys.

Happy Thanksgiving!

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Haiku movie reviews, October 2015

American Sniper (2014)
Why show so much death
Dealt by this U.S. soldier,
But not his killing?

Plårk, plårk, plårk

My wife has created a new word: plårk.

It could rhyme with “park” or “pork” — either way seems to be fine.

She has the word printed on T-shirts that she gives to her first-year drawing students. The idea she is trying to impress upon them is that making art is a combination of “play” and “work.” Thus, “plårk.”

I imagine the word being used as follows:

  • “This assignment is plårk.”
  • “Did you plårk yet today?”
  • “Yeah, man, I plårked earlier today, and I’m going to be plårking later with some friends.”

I suppose a sample declension would look something like this:

  • I plårk. I plårked. I am plårking. I have plårked.
  • You plårk. You plårked. You are plårking. You have plårked.
  • They plårk. They plårked. They are plårking. They have plårked.

She says that in every class period at least one or two (sometimes more) students are wearing their “plårk” T-shirts.

With about 50 students a semester, maybe in a few years the word will be in common usage by scores of young artists, plårking their way through the world.

What do you think: Will plårk catch on?

 

Coming in 2016: WB Belcher’s Lay Down Your Weary Tune

Haiku movie reviews, September 2015

Two Days One Night (2014)
Co-workers are asked:
Vote for or against her job.
Is this a real thing?

John Wick (2014)
This guy is angry
He’ll mess you up very bad
Dressed in a sharp suit