Happy New Year!
Here’s a photo for you of Vesta walking away after “playing” with (i.e. killing, violently) her toys.


Happy New Year!
Here’s a photo for you of Vesta walking away after “playing” with (i.e. killing, violently) her toys.


Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)
Desert-dwelling kid?
Weapon to destroy planets?
— A New Hope returns
Step up (2006)
These kids gotta dance
Ballet, hip-hop, whatever
— You cannot stop them

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2015 annual report for my blog.
Here’s an excerpt:
A San Francisco cable car holds 60 people. This blog was viewed about 2,900 times in 2015. If it were a cable car, it would take about 48 trips to carry that many people.

Spectre (2015)
Throwback to Spectre
A wonderful reminder
Bond can be boring
Jupiter Ascending (2015)
Queen’s kid wants the Earth
Mila Kunis has other plans
— Toilet-scrubber’s might
Check out these previous Haiku movie reviews.
When I worked at a newspaper, I didn’t often get to write silly headlines. This is one I got to write as part of a bracket contest in which readers voted for their favorite toys.
Happy Thanksgiving!

American Sniper (2014)
Why show so much death
Dealt by this U.S. soldier,
But not his killing?

My wife has created a new word: plårk.
It could rhyme with “park” or “pork” — either way seems to be fine.
She has the word printed on T-shirts that she gives to her first-year drawing students. The idea she is trying to impress upon them is that making art is a combination of “play” and “work.” Thus, “plårk.”
I imagine the word being used as follows:
I suppose a sample declension would look something like this:
She says that in every class period at least one or two (sometimes more) students are wearing their “plårk” T-shirts.
With about 50 students a semester, maybe in a few years the word will be in common usage by scores of young artists, plårking their way through the world.
What do you think: Will plårk catch on?